Cleaning up after Carver

I spent the whole weekend having to follow behind him like this

Carver on iPhone (backstage at Ry-Ry show)

Likely texting someone that he is en route to where they are, will cave skull in upon arrival

The Broadhurst-Deweys and Carver

Susan was reluctant to even MEET the big, bad Carver but she let him have a photo op in the end

Whole lotta Chucks

A foot fetishist's piece o' porn

Joe Carver: DEAD?

I have never seen anyone who looks more like an embalmed corpse while sleeping